Smooth Criminals: Dynamo Steal One In K.C.

By: Jeremy | July 6th, 2009

There’s probably a hundred or so postgame reports out there so I won’t bore you with mine. You know the Dynamo won 1-0, that’s all you really need to know. Plus, I missed most of the first half anyway because my power decided to go out precisely at kick off. OK, stop begging. I’ll give you the quick version.

Whistle blows.
Ashe passes.
Chabala crosses (beautifully).
Kei scores.
Kei reaches in his pants.
Wait, what?!?
Oh, white glove in pants.
Dance.
Game over.

But this might be important, I’m assuming Bobby Boswell and Geoff Cameron will serve suspensions against Seattle due to yellow card accumulation. Man…international duty, suspensions, injuries…it doesn’t look good.

What did you think of Kei Kamara’s Michael Jackson goal celebration?(online surveys)

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• Laurie |  July 6th, 2009 at 11:04 am

  
  
  

  We’ll definitely be missing one of our starting central defenders and one of our best central midfielders due to Gold Cup. And our best central defender, Alonso, is iffy with a groin pull. So we’re going to be defensively suspect. And one of our top forwards has just been hit with a $5m sexual assault lawsuit, so who knows where his mind will be? And given our penchant for drawing red cards…

  May the team with the last man standing win!

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• Jeremy |  July 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

  
  
  

  They might need to pull some people out of the stands for this one. Can Drew Carey play forward? Maybe Oscar De La Hoya can play our back line.

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• Laurie |  July 6th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

  
  
  

  Drew vs. Oscar? That does NOT sound like a fair matchup!

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• Rex |  July 7th, 2009 at 7:34 am

  
  
  

  Looks as if Kei has premeditated celebrations for every game.

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• Jeremy |  July 7th, 2009 at 7:43 am

  
  
  

  Next game his celebration will be a tribute to Farah Fawcett.

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• soccer goals |  July 7th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

  
  
  

  Great game.

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• Laurie |  July 8th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

  
  
  

  Also, thought you’d enjoy seeing how you’re seen. This is a Seattle-based photographer/reporter.

  http://www.prostamerika.com/soundersfc/houston/

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• prost amerika |  July 14th, 2009 at 8:05 am

  
  
  

  The Dynamo staff and management represented themselves well in Seattle and made many friends. Despite his frustration with the Sounders goal, Dominic Kinnear was the perfect gent after the match.

  Y’all look out for our match report from the Open Cup game.

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