One For The Ladies…

By: Richard | April 22nd, 2009

Ok, so here on the Dynamo page we’ve been running a March Madness-style knockout tournament trying to decide which team has the “best” cheerleading squad. So to even the balance, we decided to run this post for da ladies….

I have yet to figure out quite exactly what Jeremy (Dynamo page co-blogger) was doing on CosmoGirl.com to discover this gem of an article, nonetheless, featured for your viewing pleasure are a delectible selection of MLS’ finest “talent”.

How is it relevant to the Orange? Young Mr. Stuart Holden is one of the aforementioned hunks featured! And rightly so, we say! (well, Jeremy says…). Thanks to the article, we learn that Stewie talks to girls and describes himself as fun, charismatic and outgoing. How about you play a bit more like that on the pitch, young sir!?

Other featured “hotties” include Sacha Kljestan of Chivas USA, who prefers girls to make the first move (apparently that shows their confident – Sacha…heads up friend, I’m thinking more along these lines);

Houston’s own Arturo Alvarez of San Jose, who likes to hold conversations with girls and lets us know that it’s a nice pair of fitted jeans that catches his eye when a pretty little thing walks on by…like this, Arturo? it’s definately the jeans catching my eye here…

and Colin Clark of the Colorado Rapids, who had my personal favourites. Fancy a first date with Colin? prepare yourself for putt-putt golf or a sporting event (a Rapids game, maybe!?) – who says romance is dead?? Not in Colin’s house, it isn’t and to catch his attention when out and about, you should preferably be wearing the ever stylish “jeans and a polo” or something called a Juicy tracksuit (what the hell is that!?) – a tracksuit?? really Colin? That’s what does it for ya, a tracksuit?….each to their own, I suppose…perhaps we could offer a trip to see Stacy and Clinton for your birthday?

Anyhow, to see/read the full article, click the link below – fire extinguishers at the ready, folks, these youngs studz/playas are H.O.T!!

~~Jeremy’s~~ CosmoGirl.com’s Serious Soccer Hotties

Edit: I’ve since googled Juicy tracksuit, as I didn’t believe it existed – apparently it’s something like this…