Be Careful, That’s Craig Waibel You’re Booing.

By: Jeremy | July 13th, 2009

During last weekend’s match against the Seattle Sounders, Houston’s Craig Waibel managed to draw a chorus of boos from the masses at Qwest Field. Despite being a graduate of University of Washington, a former member of the USL’s Seattle Sounders, and a former member of the PDL’s Spokane Shadow, the crowd’s displeasure was evident each time he touched the ball. So, instead of complaining about the bullshit goal granted to Seattle or pointing out how depleted the Dynamo roster was, let’s look at some more facts about Craig Waibel (courtesy of bigsoccer.com).

The monks wear those orange robes because Buddha didn’t want to piss of Craig Waibel.

When Hurricane Katrina was headed towards Houston, Craig Waibel forced it to go east.

Craig Waibel once looked the Loch Ness Monster dead in the eyes.

The real ending of the Sopranos showed Waibel walking into the diner and killing the Soprano family with his bare hands.

Craig Waibel invented beer.

The Berlin Wall collapsed when Craig Waibel took one glance at it.

Craig Waibel’s balls have more fans than FC Dallas.

Craig Waibel set half of California on fire when he lit one of his farts. The thing is, he was in Houston at the time.

Mr. T pities himself when he’s around Craig Waibel.

Craig Waibel lost his virginity before his dad did.

Craig Waibel does not walk out of a stadium, he steps over the upper bowl.

Every year on December 24th, Craig Waibel travels around the world leaving toys to all the good little boys and girls, and the bad ones, too.

Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Craig Waibel’s warm-up exercises.

With the cost of gasoline these days, Craig Waibel is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Craig Waibel once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now the islands.

According to Rachael Ray, a dash of Craig Waibel’s beard clippings will enhance the flavor in any recipe.

According to WebMD, adding Craig Waibel’s urine to your bath water will cure gout.