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Seven Ways To Make Americans Care About MLS
By: Jeremy |
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I recently read an article about ways to make the NHL more popular in America. Since MLS has its own shortcomings in popularizing a sport in America, it served as inspiration for this masterpiece. Here, I bestow upon you Seven Ways To Make Americans Care About MLS:
7. Free Beer – Do I really need to [...]
Category: Team News
Dear Paul Delgadillo,
By: Jeremy | 2 Comments
Mr. Delgadillo… Paul… May I call you Paul? I saw you at the game last night, Paul. You were amazing. I have never seen a referee possess so much grace and charm. You command respect from the soccer world, and the soccer world obliges.
Are you aware of your greatness? When you put on your uniform [...]
Category: Team NewsWho’ll Stop The Rain?
By: Jeremy | 3 Comments
After what appeared to be a whole mess of home cookin’ the last time these two teams faced eachother, the weather seems to favor the road team this time around. Here’s a brief lesson in climatology… Arabe Unido hails from Colon, a city in Panama that averages 129 inches of rain each year. Houston [...]
Category: Team NewsThe Dynamo Should Dive More
By: Jeremy | 2 Comments
Yes, you read that correctly; Dive, flop, or simulation (as FIFA calls it). It seems the Dynamo have faced a few divers lately, and what are the results of those games? The divers won. They weren’t overmatched from a skills perspective. No team can say they possess more soccer skills than the Dynamo. But flopping [...]
Category: Team NewsBreaking News
By: Jeremy | 11 Comments
Cannonball!!
Kei Kamara has been traded to Kansas City for Abe Thompson. Details to follow.
FOREVER ORANGE
UPDATED, FROM CHRON.COM:
In a move that seemed to come from out of the blue, the Dynamo traded forward Kei Kamara to the Kansas City Wizards for forward Abe Thompson and allocation money.
Coach Dominic Kinnear confirmed the trade after practice Tuesday, just [...]
Category: Team NewsFlopping is to MLS as Steroids are to MLB
By: Jeremy | 1 Comment
After a 2-1 victory over the Houston Dynamo, I must admit that Columbus is a very good team. They are very skilled at what they do. Unfortunately, flopping is one thing they do very well.
I have been debating with myself whether soccer is even worth watching, especially now that football season has started. The [...]
Category: Team NewsMJ Confuses Me
By: Jeremy | 1 Comment
If you’ve watched ESPN today, you have seen much hoopla regarding Michael Jordan’s induction into the basketball Hall of Fame. Hoopla – get it? Basketball hoops? OK, if you’ve seen his interview you may remember that he attributes his success to playing each game like it’s his last. That’s the part that doesn’t make sense. [...]
Category: Team NewsA Schedule Conflict & Other Stuff
By: Jeremy | 1 Comment
How’s this for scheduling? The Dynamo/Crew match takes place on September 13th, smack-dab in the middle of the NFL’s first full-swing Sunday. OK, it might be because the Crew doesn’t want to compete with Saturday’s stellar college football game of Ohio State versus USC. I’m guessing Columbus is a bit more interested in their Buckeyes [...]
Category: Team NewsAll Stars, Texans, Aeros, & Death
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Newsworthy items have been sparse as the Dynamo take a brief but well-deserved hiatus. There was a nice announcement that Houston’s Reliant Stadium will host the 2010 MLS All Star game. This marks the official start to the rumors of which European powerhouse will grace us with their royal presence.
In other soccer news, [...]
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