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Thank You, Offside
By: Jeremy |
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I wanted to take a moment to give sincere thanks to the Offside and its readers. Over the past several months as I have been writing this blog, I have received several notifications that I have won large sums of money. This would not have been possible without all of you.
As you may know, I [...]
Category: Team News
The Arabe Unido Bait Shop
By: Jeremy | 7 Comments
How many of you watched the delayed broadcast of the Champions League match between Panama’s Arabe Unido and the Dynamo? It was quite the spectacle. I don’t think I have ever seen a ref in less control of a match.
This is the apparent strategy of the Panamanian side:
1. Play physical and bait opponent into [...]
Category: Team NewsPanama!
By: Jeremy | 9 Comments
In honor of the Champions League match versus Arabe Unido in Panama, I’m giving you a game review as if written by David Lee Roth.
Uh-huh! It’s Diamond Dave here talkin’ soccer. Oh yeah!
Jump back! What’s that sound? It’s the Dynamo, full blast and top down. What’s that? Eleven yellow cards? Ow! Five red cards? [...]
Category: Team NewsA New Feature for Offside Houston
By: Jeremy | 6 Comments
It has been nearly one week since my last post, partly because the last match resulted in a tie. I really dislike the tie. An athletic competition should result with a victor and a loser. Isn’t that why we have these events, to find out which team is better?
I have decided that after any Dynamo [...]
Category: Team NewsBreaking Dynamo News!! (Updated)
By: Jeremy | 5 Comments
Ade Akinbiyi released to make room for new acquisition. Read the latest release here!!
Original post:
From KHOU-Channel 11:
HOUSTON—According to 11 News’ sources, the Houston Dynamo are on the verge of acquiring Luis Angel Landin, a forward from Mexico.
Sources say Landin has been in Houston getting checked out physically at Methodist Hospital.
Late Thursday morning, [...]
Category: Team NewsBreaking Dynamo News!!
By: Jeremy | 3 Comments
From KHOU-Channel 11:
HOUSTON—According to 11 News’ sources, the Houston Dynamo are on the verge of acquiring Luis Angel Landin, a forward from Mexico.
Sources say Landin has been in Houston getting checked out physically at Methodist Hospital.
Late Thursday morning, the Dynamo sent a press release saying they plan to make an “important player [...]
Category: Team NewsAnother Quality Post (Not Really)
By: Jeremy | 6 Comments
With an upcoming game versus Seattle on the horizon, I decided to pull this 2008 article from The Onion.
SEATTLE—After witnessing its baseball team finish in last place, its NFL team break its streak of five straight playoff appearances, and its NBA team leave for Oklahoma City, Seattle received another blow with the addition of a [...]
Category: Team NewsFootball, Futbol, Soccer, and Other Stuff
By: Jeremy | 1 Comment
The soccer action wasn’t kind to me this weekend with my teams going 0-2-1. That is the Dynamo in a scoreless draw against Real Sandy Lake, Liverpool falling to Tottenham, and Cruz Azul losing to Santos. Then, to make things worse, Gina Carano had her sweet ass handed to her by that Cyborg thing Saturday [...]
Category: Team NewsA Mixed Bag
By: Jeremy | 5 Comments
A general rule I have is to always find a humorous picture that encompasses the general topic of the article. Today we have a photo of the Richie Havens Mixed Bag album. The article is truly a mish-mash of whatever I felt like posting, also known as a mixed bag. The humor is that I [...]
Category: Team NewsOilers, McDonald’s, & Cruz Azul
By: Jeremy | 4 Comments
I haven’t had much time to write lately. Actually, I have had time but haven’t felt like writing. But here I am now so don’t give me any crap.
The Dynamo had two games the past few days and managed 3 points with a victory over the Chicago Fire. They did their best to blow a [...]
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