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Smooth Criminals: Dynamo Steal One In K.C.
By: Jeremy |There’s probably a hundred or so postgame reports out there so I won’t bore you with mine. You know the Dynamo won 1-0, that’s all you really need to know. Plus, I missed most of the first half anyway because my power decided to go out precisely at kick off. OK, stop begging. I’ll give [...]
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By: Jeremy |I made a comment on a previous post about how cool it would be to have Shiner Bock as the official sponsor of the Dynamo. Not that I have anything against Amigo Energy, but I got to thinking about other companies and came up with my Top 5 suggestions should Amigo Energy need replacing. Of [...]
Dynamo B-Team Advances With Win
By: Jeremy |The Dynamo defeated the Austin Aztex last night 2-0 to advance to the quarterfinal round of the U.S. Open Cup Tournament. The roster was dominated by seldom used players; Tally Hall, Julius James, John Michael Hayden, Erik Ustruck, Danny Cruz, Ade Akinbiyi. Despite the roster overhaul, the Orange still managed to post two goals. Corey [...]
Aww, Austin wants to play. How cute!
By: Jeremy |Tonight marks the Dynamo’s fourth attempt at winning the Lamar Latrell Trophy in the U.S. Open Cup Tournament. What? It’s the Lamar Hunt Trophy? Oh, I guess it makes the picture a little irrelevant then, huh? Although, with the approach the Dynamo take to this tournament, watching Lamar Latrell’s Revenge of the Nerds performance might [...]






